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“Tide Goes in, Tide Goes Out. You Can’t Explain That.”  Bill O’Reilly

“I’ll tell you why religion is not a scam, in my opinion.  Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that. You can’t explain why the tide goes in.”

Bill O’Reilly

Bill O’Reilly has been a very busy boy.  He’s settled a total of 6 separate sexual harassment lawsuits for a total of 45 million dollars!  Wowzers that’s a lot of money!  Most guys would’ve gotten the message after shelling out the first 10 or 15 million.  Is O’Reilly mad?  You bet he is!  Who does he blame?  Who else?  Bill O’Reilly is mad at God and he had this to say about it.

“You know, am I mad at God? Yeah, I’m mad at Him.  I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn’t happen. I can’t explain it to you. Yeah, I’m mad at Him.”

Bill O’Reilly

You can’t explain it to me, but I can explain it to you Bill.  To put it simply the tides are caused by the pull of the moon’s gravity on the Earth’s oceans.  Being fired from your job at FOX News was the result of pressuring co-worker to have sex with you.  But O’Reilly wasn’t finished there.  He had this to add. 

“If I die tomorrow and I get an opportunity, I’ll say, ‘Why’d you guys work me over like that? Didn’t you know my children were going to be punished? And they’re innocent.’”

Bill O’Reilly

And I’m speechless.  There’s nothing more I can say. 

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